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hey i need a favor
basically i’ve got a homework assignment where I need to show people a sample of my writing and they’re supposed to tell me what my writing reminds them of. like what other writer or another piece or whatever you have
this is a great homework assignment b/c it allows me to ask other people to say nice things about me
anyway fanmail me your email addresses and i’ll send you a PDF if yr willing to do this
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i don’t want to be fun and flirty i want to be off putting and rude and i want people confused by the fact that they still want me
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man if i ever become a widely recognized artist i’mg onna make the utmost effort to not be an absolute scumbag because the first dresden dolls record used to be high up on my favorites list and now listening to it just makes me think about who amanda palmer is as a person and it hurts my soul
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ask me shit with your mouths or fingers -
“i don’t get the harlem shake”
“no one even does the cut right”
“you lose the fraction of comedy you had going for you when you do the cut wrong”
-abraham lincoln
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Eyefull
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STOP POSTING PORN WHILE IM AT SCHOOL it takes like half a sec for safe dash to load the person sitting next to me just got an rueful of asshole
